The Hulk ain’t never lied.
I can’t even express how much respect I have for Mark Ruffalo. The dude’s on the US terrorism watchlist for fuck’s sake.
Omg, it’s true.
I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it
Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.
I’ve never related to two assumptions so much before in my life
Finally, some good advice from Cosmo
im gonna reblog this 300 times a day
"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"
"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"
"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"
SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.
"i understand women have it bad but men have it bad too"
"i mean, women are almost equal to men as it is"
"i’m not a feminist, i believe in equality"
For the first time ever, a paralyzed man can move his fingers and hand with his own thoughts thanks to a new device. A 23-year-old quadriplegic is the first patient to use Neurobridge, an electronic neural bypass for spinal cord injuries that reconnects the brain directly to muscles, allowing voluntary and functional control of a paralyzed limb.
Boy: I’m a gentleman
*makes racial slur*
*calls a girl slutty for her shorts*
*makes homophobic comment*
*makes rape joke*
*calls feminists fat, unwanted, hairy lesbians*
*blames homeless people for their poverty*
*says women belong in the kitchen along with repeated sandwich jokes*
*is a Republican*
Boy: Stay classy
One of the best out takes from any television show, ever.